Posted by: Debby Durkee | January 31, 2010

Talking down to Americans always works.

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Talking down to Americans always works. 

We must laugh at the current administration and its efforts to do exactly the opposite of what we stupid Americans out here want them to do. As Mark Twain said, “The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.” 

Well, this writer has removed his sword from his sheath and slashed the administration where it hurts:  in its dignity. As we all have noticed, the president and his minions think Americans are just too stupid to understand the new health care bill, so this writer channels a stupid person and makes many points along the way. This is from Ed Hinkle of the Richmond Times-Dispatch.

Remember this infamous quote from President Barack Obama in last week’s State of the Union address?

This is a complex issue, and the longer it was debated, the more skeptical people became. I take my share of the blame for not explaining it more clearly to the American people.

–Barack Obama, State of the Union.

Here’s Hinkle’s response:

It mighty big of man with nice voice to take blame like that. Him not need to. Head honchos not often take blame. Most times after big screw-up, head honchos say they have “full confidence” in someone who work for them — right before pushing someone off edge of cliff, or letting someone twist “slowly, slowly” in wind, like tricky Nixon guy did with man who ran FBI. 

Man with nice voice not like those other head honchos. Him bring change to Washington already, see?

But him right. Him not explain health care good. Use too many big words. Say too many compound-complex sentences. Confuse American people. American people not want that. American people want simple explanation. Simpler the better.

Me feel kind of sorry. It must really get on nerves for man with nice voice and people on his side, like lady on TV and cheerleaders in White House press pool. Why can’t lamebrain American people get idea through thick skulls? Them not know how to make choices in own best interests! Need enlightened leaders to make choices for them. (Enlightened = smart. Me look this up in thing called “dictionary.” Dictionary good! Try sometime!)  Snip –

There so many things man with nice voice need to explain gooder. Like, if some people still need health insurance, why not just give them insurance voucher, like housing voucher or food stamps? Why put entire U.S. medical system in Cuisinart and set on Liquefy?

How come House bill create 111 new boards, commissions, and programs? How come, if point is to give insurance, House bill raise big chunk of revenue by fining people without insurance? How that help anyone? This seem crazy to knuckle-dragging trailer-park people, who not know no better. And how come Medicaid and Medicare not doing the job? Isn’t that what they for? And if they not do job, then why should people think even bigger program will?

Many American people too stupid to see answers to questions like these, even though they totally obvious.  Snip –

Stupid American people have strange mad love for Constitution. Crazy right-wing Tea-Party people always making big fat deal out of it. Want to know where it say Congress can make people buy insurance. Freaky house speaker think that Constitution business nonsense. “Are you serious?” she want to know. Crazy right-wing Tea-Party people dead serious. Say government that can make you buy insurance can make you do anything, anything at all…

Please, do yourself a favor, all you stupid Americans out there, and read the whole thing and share with a friend. And, try reading it out loud. It just gets funnier. This is just too good to miss.


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